Is anyone else annoyed by all the spandex in pants these days? If spandex had a predictable effect on pants, I could handle its inclusion in almost everything. I would buy pants one size too small, knowing that they will stretch out and fit perfectly. However, sometimes they stretch out 2 sizes bigger; sometimes they don’t stretch out all. Sometimes in the wash they don’t shrink; sometimes they shrink a couple of sizes. Sometimes they don’t shrink the first few times you wash them, only to shrink inexplicably the 5th time you wash them, which leaves you wondering if they truly did shrink or if you got suddenly much fatter in the course of 2 days. It’s very annoying.
On that note, I better go to bed, so I can wake up and go to the gym tomorrow to compensate for the unreliableness of stretchy, man-made materials.
you are sooooooo funny!